January 22, 2009 by Mz. Lucinda.

Goood evening..do pardon me if I address you as subs and slaves ..because I doubt that those who read this ARE in fact subs or slaves.

Goddess let me serve you, Mistress use me ….. sob sob im a poor …i have  no money let me pay in 2 months time….. GET REAL

You had a task to secure ME just 1 party plan booking and NOT ONE oof you has yet had the MANNERS  to even e mail and say you are making an effort with the given task …..

you are full of the fancy talk when you come crawling wanting your ego massaged while you massage your cock…but heaven forbid that you think you should gift Me.

YES i am strict, yes I am demanding ..what the fuck do you expect…. If you want the mummy or Auntie scenario the PAY FOR IT.

I am a pro Domme, you pay for sessions …. yes gifts and money … but I hear the same old shite excuse time after time.

Tuesday a run of the mill joker rang up..wanted to book a session for Wednesday..My lovely regualr chastity slave has a Wednesday slot BUT I accepted for the afternoon…BEFORE he had even rung off he says ..I will ring first thing in the morning if i need to cancel.HA HA HA HA thats the dead give away..one of the oldest bullshit wankers lines……

Sure enough within 30 mins hes left a message to say his wallet had just been stolen and he would have to cancel …. YAWN YAWN..  that 30 mins was when he ran to the toilets for his wank.

Oh lets not forget the one on Monday ..ringing from work..booking a Thursday session… then the phone goes off…I rang back out of curiosity and I could hear all the people around him..yes wanker I do know where you were……so he puts his phone to answer machine. ha ha ha

RIGHT NUMB NUTS WANKERS….. I LOG YOUR NUMBER AND LIST IT AS WANKER 1..WANKER 2..WANKER 3.

To the idiot who cancelled his tribute… kelliejones89@   hotmail.co.uk what a baby you are..how many others do you scam ??

Well think on this little baby…I have the conversation to file where you got what you asked for…awwww didums did you cum within minutes …not my problem.  

I am damned good at what I do but there are far to many FAKE  slaves…FAKE subs …FAKE sissy maids out there….the lies come so easy to you.

Wise up you little fuckers… NO ONE is going to do anything for you for nothing…crawl up to me on msn and yahoo begging to serve and be used, you know from the start I WILL NOT DO IT FOR FREE.

NO GIFT/TRIBUTE = NO ONLINE SESSION

Due to a sudden influs of wanking time wasters ..I WILL be more strict on deposits… and its your own fault.

Get your lazy useless lying arse onto my www.amazon.com …. wish lists on .com under Mz Lucinda and Domme of your soul.    

E mail gift certificates on www.amazon.co.uk under my e mail address mz_lucinda_xxx@    yahoo.co.uk or Mz Lucinda.

What the fuck part of it cant you understand about it YOU pay or buy me gifts or NO sessions.

Alleged humbled slave john yoevals or  ha ha ha slave in his dreams… full of bullshite about paying his tribute then runs away like a scared rabbit becuase he was late paying it and wanted it all his way… well good riddance to lying money slaves.

Highly unlikely any of you are good enough to be in my presence let alone kiss my feet or arse.

Sure you want watersport ( piss takers is what you are so no surprise at that part)

Ahhh bless you want a cunt on your face…WELL PAY UP or PISS OFF.

I know how many of you read these blogs and keep coming back time after time…. ONLINE dreamers..pretending to be subs and slaves.

Why the fuck do you join My elite subs and slaves Yahoo group and not even have the  decency to say hello let alone gift Me for My time and personal contact within the group…

Go join some sad site where its full of pics of some young insta Domme flashing her tits and pussy at you … you get the chance to wank your pathetic cocks to the pics as you dream of being something other than ORDINARY BORING VANILLA MEN….thats all you are.

SHOW some back bone…show some spirit.. BE REAL OR DO NOT CONTACT ME.

Yes I am pissed off with you waste of space wanky boys.

Mz Lucinda.

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January 16, 2009 by Mz. Lucinda.

Hello all,

Another weekend is here and I will be at the BBB this Sunday if anyone is attending.

Dismal response to My last blog…so no one is in need of discipline or sessions ..be they real time, phone, online or with you as My cam slave ???

I will soon be in need of domestic slaves..that means I want some cleaning done, yes as a domestic session so you need to book 2 hours….you WILL bring maids clothes is you have them, you WILL do cleaning, hoovering ..maybe make my lunch for Me.

NO I do NOT want anyone who will do the job badly for punishment…. there WILL be some play BUT you WILL do all jobs correctly or you will NOT be punished.

So book your session now , domestic slaves, sissy maids, or even just subs or slaves with a leaning for dressing up, humiliation and domestic servitude.

Thank you to those who applied to join My yahoo group..such a shame that you dont bother to post, you dont want to tribute, so you get removed from the group….but thats your own fault. YOU MUST GIVE YOUR AGE, GENDER AND LOCATION when you apply to join.

Come on genuine slaves….male or female ….come out, come out wherever you are ~laughs~

For out calls……. sessions in a hotel room in your home town or nearby ……… aswell as the session fee, you WILL book AND pay for My hotel room and send Me confirmation of booking and payment…. I DO NOT do house calls. ….you DO NOT spend the night with Me…unless you have paid for an overnight session..( out call sessions are paid for in advance)

A small task for you genuine boys out there….find Me some book keeping work, accounting work, that I can do from home while sessions are thin on the ground…DONT LET ME DOWN BOYS.

Mz Lucinda x

Well thats food for though for you all.

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January 4, 2009 by Mz. Lucinda.

Hello all,

Tommorow heralds the end of the festive holidays for many of you and i hope you have all had a great time…. IF you didnt feel free to vent your spleen here and leave comments about how crap your holiday and Christmas was…..

 Come on, dont be shy, its supposed to be a stressfull time … you are on holiday, lots of free time, food, booze, arguements ~laughs~

You cant get online for perving your chosen kinks, kids and wife are hovering about spoiling your fun and wank pervery… did you get caught while wearing her indoors underwear, did you try and get her to indulge you and it ended in a row or worse …..time to fess up boys.

You can fess up privately in My yahoo group and get personal feed back from Me BUT you have to make a £20 payment by Western Union OR a £20 e mail gift certificate via www.amazon.co.uk ID Mz Lucinda …………Once you are a member you can have the benefit of personal contact with Me within the group BUT if you dont pay the fee first you DO NOT get approved. 

Anyway now you are back at work and have some free time …yeah I know you slip away from boring meetings etc …who is going to make a booking for a spanking for all your misdeeds over Christmas…. over My knee and spanked, bound and flogged, caned, forced feminisation, strap on play…you know you need it, desire it, crave it.

1 hour sessions are £100 OR treat yourself to a half day…4 hours for £300…. oh what pleasure you can have and you deserve it dont you ???

Yes a deposit could well be required but hey im not going to let you waste My time am I…. you can ring on the off chance that I am free if you are in the area… do bear in mind that I do NOT sit around on the off chance that you will ring Me…so i would need some notice to prepare items for your pleasure, pain and punishment.~smiles~

I shall look forward to hearing from you subs and slaves from tomorrow onwards……do not dissappoint Me.

Tributes for online servitude are accepted via paypal and amazon as above as are surprise gifts and tributes just to show you know your place as slaves and subs to a worthy Goddess whose feet you wish to kneel before and kiss

Mz Lucinda x x

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January 3, 2009 by Mz. Lucinda.

Flaming henry.. with apologies to all hernys….

Im getting bored, very bored with the idiots so Im going to make this very clear.

When you contact Me on yahoo or msn you get 8 mins absolute MAXIMUM before I hit delete and ignore….this may seem a little harsh BUT in that 8 mins in general you have trotted out all the purile drivel that i need to see to be able to tell you are a useless lying tosser.

The latest ridiculous twaddle is *hang on im  on the phone…..ive just had really bad news I will contact you later………..My response..NO you will not…delete and ignore… so anyone else thinking of trying that one…it doesnt work.

This happens every holiday period ….always silly wanky boys claiming to be at least 30…… noooo way youre 17/18 maybe 19 and acting like you are pre pubesent wankers…noo …you are wankers.

Do get back in touch when you have matured at least 20 yrs.

I will be glad when work returns back to normal for all sensible mature slaves and subs……roll on Monday.

Mz Lucinda

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January 1, 2009 by Mz. Lucinda.

So the season to be jolly has passed and the season to be stupif infantile wankers is upon us..

Mummy is out at the sales and billy and johnny think they are slaves or subs and sneak onto mummys pc….they of course are amatuer wankers but decide to search through rude words online.

Then i get a txt… * I like to feel silk round my balls* ..then you send a txt to call yourself a dickhead…..yes thats right you are .

Save your pennies for sweeties on the way to school boys you are to childish for My needs.

Its the same as you idiots who send messages wanting details of what will happen to you… pay the tribute for onlien discussions or fuck off… you are just time wasting wankers.

Those who really want sessions… want to be spanked flogged, indulged in cp, will e mail Me, they will have a date and time ready….. they will be happy for the pre session public meet ..it sets them aside from the pathetic snivelling whingers who will never in a month of sundays have a real time session let alon the courage to get on cam or the phone.

You have shit for brains some of you… you are NO USE TO ME.. get that in your skull and i will NOT waste My time on you.

I enjoy so many scenarios …. your humiliation, your being used and abused… forced feminisation …mmmmmm gagged and bound at My mercy, the mercy of My crops and canes… whimpering for release ..your cock hard , your balls aching for more torment before release.

Phone sessions are really great for those who want a little something late at night … £1 per minute.. 30 mins minimum session and its a standard mobile number so probably free when you ring Me… payment by Western Union or amazon.co.uk e mail certificates MUST be verified BEFORE you ring Me.

Online session are £60 per hour minimum session 20 mins paid BEFORE  the session also.

IF you request to join My yahoo group a £20 tribute IS paid BEFORE your application is approved … if you do not pay then dont even bother to request memebership…… I DO NOT WANT FREELOADERS.

Now stop fucking acting like stupid cunting wankstains … you do not impress Me, you do not annoy Me .. you BORE ME.

Lets be real and sensible and make 2009 a dirty pervy year where you have your fantasies made real and become REAL slaves and subs. 

Mz Lucinda

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